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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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