5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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