You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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