playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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