So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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