Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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