I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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