Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
A+ Viking dick
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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