Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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