but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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