i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
either way he was missing a nipple.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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