i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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