Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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