I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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