i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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