Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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