it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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