i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
foreskin is a definite game changer
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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