Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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