I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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