your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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