we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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