I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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