accomplished twins. life is a go
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
