i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have post one night stand depression
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