i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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