margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Found your dick twin last night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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