I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he puts the penis in happiness.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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