we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
