Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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