Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
