Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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