We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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