So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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