Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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