Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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