the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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