if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
