brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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