New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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