dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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