this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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