Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
where are you?
Hypothermia
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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