It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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