he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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