Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Its about making memories worth repressing
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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