Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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