Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
our cab driver is having phone sex.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
