I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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