You made me cry and you don't even care
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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