im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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