doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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